John Forester is a controversial figure in the world of bicycle advocacy . Forester stated that "cyclists fare greatest once they act and are handled as drivers of autos," and he was towards the concept of separate amenities as a result of be believed it was safer to fake that you are a Lincoln Continental. Whereas this view has kind of fallen out of favor because the very existence of locations like Amsterdam and Copenhagen completely disprove it, definitely a few of his wildly anal retentive biking recommendation stays helpful within the context of streets which can be nonetheless for probably the most half dominated by drivers. In any case, I just lately got here throughout this video he made again within the 1970s, and it is definitely an interesting product of its time:
After all it is also a protracted video you in all probability do not have time to look at, so I've gone forward and summarized it for you. Principally, it is all about easy methods to be a very good He-Fred:
Or She-Fred:
Spoiler alert: trip on the proper facet of the street with a salad bowl in your head, except the lane is slim, wherein case you might be imagined to take it:
Granted, taking the lane is sort of sure to enrage the motive force behind you, however in a vacuum free from human emotion I suppose its wise recommendation.
Earlier than driving, all the time be certain that your outfit is wonderful:
He seems like he'll work on a disco oil rig.
Additionally, the rider who makes the yellow gentle:
Shall be awarded the maillot jaune:
The salad bowl could also be foregone if the rider is sporting jorts:
Jorts needs to be worn with rugby shirts always, and the hem of the jort when measured alongside the inside thigh should be no a couple of inch decrease than the bottom level of the scrotum or labia:
When turning, furl and unfurl a yo-yo a number of occasions to sign your intention to drivers:
Use pink for left, inexperienced for proper, and purple for cease. All the time preserve a full complement of yo-yos in your voluminous handlebar bag:
When driving two abreast, the rider with the taller headtube ought to all the time place himself on the proper:
Although he ought to transfer to the rear when driving single file:
This ensures each riders will probably be seen to motorists of their rear-view mirrors.
When driving close to a Ford Pinto, all the time keep a distance of at the least 100 ft, or else put on flame-retardant polyester shirt and trousers:
It is because the automobile is more likely to explode:
If the Pinto does burst into flames, make each try to smother the blaze together with your polyester swimsuit in order to reduce the danger to different motorists.
Take particular care when driving behind earthen tone vehicles:
As they're typically manufactured from the marihuana:
This may end up in intoxication and unusual vogue selections:
When commuting to work, observe that the yellow line all the time leads proper to the porno film set:
In addition to stopping energy on the bike:
Although sudden launch of the pelvic ground muscle tissue may end up in a phenomenon referred to as scranial or vulvanial ejection:
Within the occasion of a crash, all the time have the foresight to position a tiny cushion on the street floor to interrupt your fall:
When driving in a gaggle, make the most of a double paceline, guarantee a 50/50 gender steadiness, and ensure your group accommodates at the least one (1) beard:
It shall be the bearded rider's accountability to order the slowest member of the group into the outlet:
Stated rider shall go willingly into the outlet, by no means to be seen or heard from once more:
Most significantly, all rides shall be orderly and joyless:
The tip.
Transferring again to the current, here is a somewhat doubtful Kickstarter :
Sure, given latest occasions, I am unable to consider a greater design for a bag than one that appears precisely like a gun holster:
After all it is also a protracted video you in all probability do not have time to look at, so I've gone forward and summarized it for you. Principally, it is all about easy methods to be a very good He-Fred:
(I am 90% sure that is Anthony Weiner)
Or She-Fred:
Spoiler alert: trip on the proper facet of the street with a salad bowl in your head, except the lane is slim, wherein case you might be imagined to take it:
Granted, taking the lane is sort of sure to enrage the motive force behind you, however in a vacuum free from human emotion I suppose its wise recommendation.
Earlier than driving, all the time be certain that your outfit is wonderful:
He seems like he'll work on a disco oil rig.
Additionally, the rider who makes the yellow gentle:
Shall be awarded the maillot jaune:
The salad bowl could also be foregone if the rider is sporting jorts:
Jorts needs to be worn with rugby shirts always, and the hem of the jort when measured alongside the inside thigh should be no a couple of inch decrease than the bottom level of the scrotum or labia:
(♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ "Yeah I am free...free-ballin'..."--Tom Petty (RIP)♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ )
When turning, furl and unfurl a yo-yo a number of occasions to sign your intention to drivers:
Use pink for left, inexperienced for proper, and purple for cease. All the time preserve a full complement of yo-yos in your voluminous handlebar bag:
When driving two abreast, the rider with the taller headtube ought to all the time place himself on the proper:
Although he ought to transfer to the rear when driving single file:
This ensures each riders will probably be seen to motorists of their rear-view mirrors.
When driving close to a Ford Pinto, all the time keep a distance of at the least 100 ft, or else put on flame-retardant polyester shirt and trousers:
It is because the automobile is more likely to explode:
If the Pinto does burst into flames, make each try to smother the blaze together with your polyester swimsuit in order to reduce the danger to different motorists.
Take particular care when driving behind earthen tone vehicles:
As they're typically manufactured from the marihuana:
This may end up in intoxication and unusual vogue selections:
When commuting to work, observe that the yellow line all the time leads proper to the porno film set:
On-the-bike Kegel workout routines can improve efficiency on the set:
In addition to stopping energy on the bike:
Although sudden launch of the pelvic ground muscle tissue may end up in a phenomenon referred to as scranial or vulvanial ejection:
Within the occasion of a crash, all the time have the foresight to position a tiny cushion on the street floor to interrupt your fall:
When driving in a gaggle, make the most of a double paceline, guarantee a 50/50 gender steadiness, and ensure your group accommodates at the least one (1) beard:
It shall be the bearded rider's accountability to order the slowest member of the group into the outlet:
Stated rider shall go willingly into the outlet, by no means to be seen or heard from once more:
Most significantly, all rides shall be orderly and joyless:
The tip.
Transferring again to the current, here is a somewhat doubtful Kickstarter :
What may presumably go flawed?
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