Who Will Save The World From Cyclists?


It is all a couple of current Inside Version story that reduces human beings to a swarm of locusts and abets the auto-industrial advanced's ongoing try to criminalize biking.

Transferring on, the UCI has elected a brand new president :



So what does this imply?  Nicely, it is form of like when Specialised or Trek or whoever makes use of a brand new carbon fiber modulus, in that it permits them to slap a distinct label on it however in apply it makes no distinction in anyway.

The reality is UCI president with tooth would remove each single self-discipline apart from creative biking:



It is because it is the one one that does not exist completely to feed the delusions of middle-aged Freds and Fredericas.  Nicely, that and radball:



And probably BMX:



And I suppose trials:


Although I'd completely adore it if the masters racers set all took up trials.

By the way in which, if you concentrate on it, trials is the polar reverse of triathlon.  One reduces biking completely to bike-handling, whereas the opposite fully eliminates it.  Even the bikes could not be extra totally different:


If I used to be compelled to decide on between these two bicycles I do not know which one I might go together with: the one that's solely helpful for hopping round Alpine logging websites, or the one that appears like one thing you'd use to prep for a colonoscopy.

In different information of athletic feats, British endurance cyclists Mark Beaumont has accomplished a record-breaking circumcision of the globe :


Throughout his first 29 days, Mark broke a document for the Farthest distance cycled in a single month: 11,315.29 km (7,031 miles).

The long-distance athlete set off in Paris on 2 July, earlier than biking by Europe, Russia and China – the primary stage of his journey – after which shifting on to succeed in Western Australia on 31 July.

“This was a improbable milestone to realize throughout the problem of getting world wide in eighty days. I hope it's used as a marker for different cyclists to go and smash within the close to future,” he stated.

One other Guinness document they fail to say is that he created the world's longest Strava phase.

And additional to yesterday's put up, wherein we met comic and conspiracy theorist Mitch Henck , extra Wisconsinites have joined the everlasting battle to avoid wasting the world from cyclists:


Sure, the "Cease Dangerous Bicyclists" motion is certain to choose up steam as soon as this horrifying video goes viral:



My coronary heart skipped a beat, I do not learn about yours.

After all filming that video whereas driving was most likely probably the most harmful factor occurring in that video, however as soon as we rid the world of those killer cyclists then possibly we will transfer onto these far much less pressing issues.

Severely, we cyclists will destroy the earth should you allow us to:
It is true, drivers do not eat so it completely provides up.

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